"In this groundbreaking experimental documentary and extreme “method acting” challenge Nicolas Cage spends an entire year living life as a cow – standing in fields, eating grass, crapping on all fours, with no human contact whatsoever. Having spent 365 days becoming fully immersed in the cow mindset, he is unceremoniously whisked to New York’s Dakota building where he must simulate the last eight weeks of John Lennon’s life while retaining his bovine perspective and continuing to wear his prosthetic hooves."

"OK, OK: I know other operating systems are available. But their advocates seem even creepier, snootier and more insistent than Mac owners. The harder they try to convince me, the more I’m repelled."